HASHING THE GRUESOME WAY -
Welcome to a gruesome hash. Just like the lyrics to the Bond movie theme song Thunderball, "we always run while others walk!", we just run!
We run for fun and we especially like the physical part of hashing. Sweat dripping bodies and sniffing each others private parts, that's what we like!
It is even fair to say that we like running just a bit more than drinking!
We may not be the smartest, brightest or best looking but we're sure the most fit - which is really nothing to brag about when it comes to hash running...
Anyhow, if you like challenging and adventurous running -
Welcome to join us!
TRAIL CLASSIFICATION -
EASY - Your Granny can do it, no further comments needed.
MEDIUM - If your Granny is really fit, she can do it! Some parts can be challenging.
HARD - Now we're talking! Tougher and sweatier. Bringing extra clothes/shoes is recommended as you might get wet.
EXTREME - You are definitely going to get wet! Some parts of the trail are vertical! (Have you seen "Cliffhanger" with Sylvester Stallone?)
WHY HASH? -
When you run you get thirsty
When you get thirsty you drink
When you drink you get drunk
When you get drunk you fall asleep
When you fall asleep you dream
When you dream you commit no sin
When you commit no sin you go to heaven
LET'S RUN AND GO TO HEAVEN!
HORN SIGNALS BASED ON RAILWAY REGULATIONS -
Attention! "Checking!" - short sound ___
Brake, slow down! - long/short/long sound _____ __ _____
Un-do brakes, forward! - long sound/short sound _____ __
Train is coming! "On-on!" - long sound _____
Danger! - many short sounds __ __ __ __ __
Sam - Patron Saint of Gothenburg Gruesome Hash House Harriers
RaW introducing PEcheck